At a party for only the BunchMike said, "Carol, I've got a hunch
That Peter and Jan
Are making out in the can!"
"Alice! What did you put in the punch!"
Last updated 12/16/96
While mowing the Astroturf lawn,
When Sam locked the kids in the freezer
Bobby yelled, "Let us out, you old geezer!"
But then Greg bared his tool
And said, "Sam ain't no fool,
Now give it up, you little cock teaser!"
There once was a family named Brady
That wanted to hire a lady
To do nothing but sit
And rub Jan's lonely clit,
But the whole thing sounded too shady.
Marcia's a horny young bitch.
She got Mike alone in a ditch
And started to scratch
At her clean-shaven snatch
And said, "Gee Dad, it don't even itch."
At a party for only the Bunch
Mike said, "Carol, I've got a hunch
That Peter and Jan
Are making out in the can!"
"Alice! What did you put in the punch!"
The poet comments, "After partaking of so many years of Brady entertainment, can we not afford to give a little back?"
Since his lust wasn't satiated
Seeing big Greg whacking his winky,
Marcia motioned to him with her pinky.
she blew him and his mind
Enthralling acrobatic 69
Greg said "Marcia, I never knew you were so kinky!"
The Brady girls, taking a chance
Said Mike Brady, while stroking his phallus
"Though I bear my wife, Carol, no malice,
Since I've boinked all her daughters
I'm testing the waters:
A threesome with Peter and Alice."
Marcia Brady, whose features were flawless,
Every week, on the show, would enthrall us.
Then in dreams took top billing
Where, bra-less and thrilling,
She'd always be willing to ball us!
Jan Brady, the least of the lasses,
Once had vision no pilot surpasses -
But not being too hot,
Had to stroke her own twat,
Which she did 'til she needed those glasses!
At Sue Olsen's first tryout, she panicked
When a voice barked "I doubt that she can act",
But was soon taking heart
When it said "Blow this part
And you're Cindy - to hell with the Mann Act!"
"Screwing Brady girls," said my friend Farrell,
The Bradys had a neighbor named Stan
Soon an oversexed neighbor named Peg
Greg and Marcia both needed a shower
Each sibling had just one half-hour
Saving water and time
They shared, only to find
Bobby peeking in with his video camera.
While spinning at the Brady square dance
Cindy got dizzy and shit in her pants
She ignored the smell and didn't really seem to mind
Until Bobby ran up and slapped her behind
The Sage comments, "The poet is showing potential, but the last lines need to rhyme with the first and second, and the last one isn't a limerick..."
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