The Toast Point Limerick Contest!
Squeaky-Clean Entries for June 1995
Six entries for June, one up on May...
The Winner for June, Hands Down
Artie the Jungle Troll writes 6/4
The opera's a terrible bore
That Carmen's no more than a whore.
Snored through Rigoletto
(Forgot the libretto)
And what's that darned racket, the score?
Honorable Mention:
Muriel writes 6/27
There once was a young dancing queen
Young and sweet, only just seventeen
She could dance, she could jive
Had the time of her life
When she did the lambada obscene.
Janet Whaley writes 6/12
Don Reilly, the world's greatest actor -
His art! His use of Max Factor!
This freshman sensation
Induces elation
Much better than my chiropractor.
Millicent Friendly writes 6/12
One cannot express the elation
Of flying off on on a vacation
And finding the locals
(The nice ones, not yokels)
Engaging oneself in flirtation!
Hungry Hannah writes 6/6
The thing about men from Wayne State
(And this incidentally I hate)
They dress for distress
And I must confess
They take mommy on every date!
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