The Toast Point Haiku Contest - June Entries

The Winners!

Gold Star! Marmaduke Shelmartine Bonthrop writes 6/28

A Jackson nightmare:
Michael and Lisa Marie
Conjugal antics

Gold Star! Bertha Venation writes 6/28

Polyester wig
Lime-green jumpsuit with falsies
Six-inch cha-cha heels

Gold Star! Harrison Akira writes 6/16

Batman Forever
Long lines at the box office
Not worth seven bucks.

Honorable Mention:

Rex Jones writes 6/30

Scott O'Grady packed
Spam in his survival kit,
Lived on bugs for days.

Bearlover writes 6/28

Michael McDonald
A former Doobie Brother
Hairy studmuffin

Marmaduke Shelmartine Bonthrop writes 6/28

Starry-eyed women
Mourning, weeping, breast beating
Hugh Grant with hooker.

Ellis Gummo writes 6/23

Clancey Brown, perfect
Specimen of manhood, I
Mourn Earth2's demise.

Roller-coaster primed
I rise on the tracks, then scream
GET ME OFF THIS THING!


Marmaduke Shelmartine Bonthrop writes 6/23

Unwittingly coy
This grey ball of fuzz purrs and
Sheds upon my pants

Ray Bolger writes 6/22

Dorothy in Oz
Water melts the wicked witch
There's no place like home

Marmaduke Shelmartine Bonthrop writes 6/21

Sweden, land of fjords
I am curious, yellow
We thank you for ABBA

Jan Brady writes 6/16

My life is nothing
It's Marcia, Marcia, Marcia
Johnny Bravo lives.

Crispin McGinty writes 6/16

Under the mattress
Safe from children's prying
Penthouse prize awaits

Artie Little Troll of Jungle writes 6/16

Where is Bosnia?
Far land of strife and turmoil....
Flip the channel, please.
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