The Toast Point Haiku Contest - June Entries
The Winners!
Marmaduke Shelmartine Bonthrop writes 6/28
A Jackson nightmare:
Michael and Lisa Marie
Conjugal antics
Bertha Venation writes 6/28
Polyester wig
Lime-green jumpsuit with falsies
Six-inch cha-cha heels
Harrison Akira writes 6/16
Batman Forever
Long lines at the box office
Not worth seven bucks.
Honorable Mention:
Rex Jones writes 6/30
Scott O'Grady packed
Spam in his survival kit,
Lived on bugs for days.
Bearlover writes 6/28
Michael McDonald
A former Doobie Brother
Hairy studmuffin
Marmaduke Shelmartine Bonthrop writes 6/28
Starry-eyed women
Mourning, weeping, breast beating
Hugh Grant with hooker.
Ellis Gummo writes 6/23
Clancey Brown, perfect
Specimen of manhood, I
Mourn Earth2's demise.
Roller-coaster primed
I rise on the tracks, then scream
GET ME OFF THIS THING!
Marmaduke Shelmartine Bonthrop writes 6/23
Unwittingly coy
This grey ball of fuzz purrs and
Sheds upon my pants
Ray Bolger writes 6/22
Dorothy in Oz
Water melts the wicked witch
There's no place like home
Marmaduke Shelmartine Bonthrop writes 6/21
Sweden, land of fjords
I am curious, yellow
We thank you for ABBA
Jan Brady writes 6/16
My life is nothing
It's Marcia, Marcia, Marcia
Johnny Bravo lives.
Crispin McGinty writes 6/16
Under the mattress
Safe from children's prying
Penthouse prize awaits
Artie Little Troll of Jungle writes 6/16
Where is Bosnia?
Far land of strife and turmoil....
Flip the channel, please.
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