The Toast Point Haiku Contest!

July Entries

The Winners, Who Have Mastered the Art

Gold Star! In the Depressing category, Kittie wins with:

My loves have all died
The days flow relentlessly
In one direction

Gold Star! Dime Bar takes the Real-Life Drama award with:

Man sees a burglar
Same man rugby-tackles him
Man charged with assault

Gold Star! A feeling scribe tops the Eulogy competition:

Eva Gabor, gone.
Green Acres - her place to be.
No more flapjack meals.

Honorable Mention

Sad Sensitive Poet writes 7/24

Jolly Ranchers sit
Sunlight streams through the plum trees
Wrapper stuck for good

Kittie writes 7/16

Summer finery:
A bud this moment drooping,
Your lover sighing

Grumpus writes 7/14

Coffee far away
Gotta get butt out of bed
Stagger to kitchen

Kittie writes 7/14

Cats moaning their need
Summer hanging like damp wash
Sleeplessness again.

Phalangeman writes 7/10

I like the feel of
My woman's soft phalanges
Straithing my bare back

3M-TA3 writes 7/9

See Bobby Big Balls
Celibate as a Father
Training altar boys

Spunky Gibbons writes 7/7

Five months of O.J.
Stolid-faced, pensive, silent
Prosecution rests.

Esperanza Dominica Perez writes

Captain Crunch, jolly,
Blue-capped sailor of the seas
Sugar shock mouthpiece.

Bruce Willis writes 7/3

Die Hard yet again
Bad guy with accent and bombs
Escapism rules.
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